WALK through the office, see the busy people in the newsroom, smell the heady fragrance of sweat, mid-range perfume, pies and fresh cakes. This is the hub of news production north of Yaddlethorpe and south of Conundrum Farm. This is the heart that sends a continuous and enlightening pulse of information and human interest stories out into the hungry world for the uninformed masses to digest. This is the Nitherley Observer and Bugle.

And see this empty chair? That’s mine. I’m the Pork Chop and it’s my day off, thank God. I’m sitting at home in a dark room listening to some obscure Czech jazz and writing stuff for this website – all of which is based on real life. Only the facts have been changed. That’s all the information you need, really.


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